Love After Lockup season 3 introduced us to new cast member John a few weeks ago, and he’s quite the character. The self-proclaimed Native American revealed he has been married four times, engaged two more times, and struggled to count all of his kids on his ten fingers and remember their names. Interestingly, John isn’t the inmate, it’s his online girlfriend Kristianna.
Love After Lockup News: John & Kristianna’s Big Day
On the latest Love After Lockup episode, John prepared for Kristianna’s big release. Despite the fact that she told him, verbatim that she was not “in love with him” but loved him, he decided to surprise her with a wedding proposal and limo. Kristianna accepted his proposal, which was pretty shocking, but also super uncomfortable.
The newly engaged couple hopped in to the limo with her box of prison belongings, and Kristianna thought they were heading straight to her halfway house where she was supposed to be reporting any moment.
Instead, John had another trick up his sleeve and had the limo driver go off the road and down in to a secluded area where his equally bizarre friends were waiting for them with his pickup truck and a wedding chapel in the back. At first Kristianna thought the handmade contraption was some sort of welcome home parade float, but things took an off turn quickly.
Love After Lockup News: The Pick-Up Truck Wedding Chapel
The number of times Kristianna reminded Love After Lockup’s John that they had to hurry and get to the halfway house was almost in the double digits. But, John was dead set in them getting married in a field in the back of his truck first. To add insult to injury, he had her strip down and try to fit in to a wedding dress he bought that was four sizes too small.
Unfortunately we have to wait until next week’s Love After Lockup episode to see if Kristianna goes through with the pick-up truck wedding. The last we seen she appeared completely panicked while strangers waved sage in her face and it was clear she wanted to get the hell out of there.
Love After Lockup Summer 2020 Spoilers: Will John & Kristianna Last?
Will Kristianna go through with the wedding on Love After Lockup just so that they can get back on the road and she can get to the halfway house before she is violated by parole?
What else is she supposed to do? She just got picked up from prison by a total looney tune, has no other ride, and has cameras shoved in her face. Do you think John’s wedding was romantic or entrapment?
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